Rosemary vs. Laurel Van Ness (Knockouts Championship Match)
Plenty of “Rosemary!” chants as we get things started. Laurel charges in, but gets a boot to the face, she bails to the outside and yells a few times in frustrations as we head to break. Rosemary is in full control of this match thus far as the two end up on the floor. Laurel throws Rosemary into the steel steps and then stomps her down on the ramp. Rosemary is thrown back in the ring, quick pin, two. Laurel drops her opponent and goes for three straight pins, without any luck. She screams in annoyance as she goes over to the ref and points in his face. “You’ve got issues!” chant from the crowd. Laurel stomps away at a grounded Rosemary.
Laurel shoves her foot in Rosemary’s throat as she continues to taunt the crowd. Crowd responds with a “Rosemary!” chant. Laurel jams her shoulder into Rosemary a couple times. Rosemary finally starts swinging away before Laurel slams her head into the mat a few times. She tries for a pin, but the two are on the ropes, so the ref doesn’t even bother counting. Rosemary with an upside down submission, but Laurel is able to dump her to the floor. Exploder suplex on the floor by Rosemary!
Laurel charges in, but Rosemary catches her and throws a number of wild punches. Red Wedding attempt, countered, Rosemary charges into the corner, misses, and Laurel hammers away with a number of punches. She moves the ref aside and goes back in for some more offense. The ref gets shoved again, Rosemary tries the mist, Laurel ducks it. She gets some on her hands and puts it in Rosemary’s eyes. Unprettier from the top rope, pin, 1-2-3!
Winner: Laurel Van Ness via Pinfall to win the Impact Knockouts Championship
During Tyson Dux vs. Taiji Ishimori Laurel Van Ness is spotted in the crowd.
Laurel Van Ness is once again seen with fans in the crowd during the Abyss vs. Grado match.
Laurel Van Ness is in the ring and hits Grado with a low blow. That’s revenge for breaking up with her!
The lights go out and Rosemary appears in the ring. She sprays red mist in Laurel’s face. Abyss attempts to Chokeslam Rosemary but she persuades him not too. Rosemary goes to spit mist in Grado’s face but he ducks, causing her to hit Abyss! Blinded, Abyss chokeslams Rosemary into the thumbtacks.
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Back in the iMPACT Zone, Laurel is in the crowd with two glasses of champagne. She tries to give one to a member of the audience but he backs off.
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We see Laurel in the crowd on a motorized scooter, still crazed, still makeup all over her face. She kisses a fan before continues cruising through the crowd.
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Laurel is out in the crowd looking for a guy, her make-up is all messed up and also has a crazy look in her eyes.
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Joseph Park tells Grado that there’s a big problem with Laurel being Canadian. Grado hugs Laurel but the wedding is off. He tells her not to cry but Laurel seems to snap again, despite Grado’s high five.
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We see the happy couple of Grado and Laurel Van Ness, and Joseph Park is apparently their wedding planner. He runs down all the things they have lined up for the wedding, including his Uncle Tobias bringing his wedding band. Grado wants to invite the Honky Tonk Man, and Laurel wants to bring her family from Victoria. Joseph Parks asks if she means Victoria, Wisconsin, and Laurel says “No silly, Victoria, Canada!” Grado’s face suddenly drops as he and Joseph Park share a look of disbelief.
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There’s a recap Grado’s attempts to stay in the country by marrying Laurel Van Ness.
Here are Grado and Joseph Park for Grado’s farewell to America. Park says he’s going to miss him and Grado goes into a list of American food he’s going to miss. He says goodbye but stops for a THANK YOU GRADO chant. Cue Laurel Van Ness looking completely normal in a rather revealing dress. She calls Grado the peanut butter to her jelly and the barbecue sauce to her ribs. She proposes to Grado and he says yes, only to faint when she kisses him. This brings out Kongo Kong but Mahabali Shera cuts him off and Kong bails.
Kongo Kong vs. Grado/Joseph Park
Grado starts, looks at Kong, and hands it off to Park. Joseph hurts himself on a headbutt attempt but Kong misses a Cannonball. Some splashes in the corner have Kong in some trouble but he runs them over with clotheslines. The Cannonball puts Park away.
Winner: Kongo Kong
Post match Kong loads up a top rope splash to both of them but Laurel Van Ness comes down and slaps him. Kong loads her up for something but Tyrus of all people comes down for the save. Laurel and Kong bail.
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Eli Drake comes out to face Eddie Edwards, but Eddie doesn’t make it to the ring. We go backstage and find out that this is because Kongo Kong kicked the crap out of him while Laurel stood there yelling.
We come back from commercial and Laurel is still skipping around backstage and screaming while Kongo Kong is beating up Richard Justice (the fat guy who has been backstage doing squats for weeks).
Grado asks Laurel Van Ness to come out to the ring because he really, REALLY needs that answer from her NOW. She comes out on the arm of Joseph Park, and Grado gets to one knee to pop the question, but Kongo Kong comes out again to interrupt. This time Grado grows a set and goes after Kong, but Kong powers him up and hits a side Michinoku Driver. Allie wants Braxton Sutter to help, but he says “F that!” and walks. Kong goes to the top rope to splash Grado, but Laurel tells him no, giving Grado an opening to roll to the floor. Laurel drags Kong to the back, turning to wave at Grado as they go.